India – trying to understand the country

We are leaving Delhi this morning!!!! The last few days have tested our fortitude and patience as we navigated our way through Customs at Delhi Airport. As an experience we can reflect on later and the detailed insight it has given us into the endless and, it seems to us, pointless bureaucratic processes that govern the activities of the staff at Customs (Bond) section, it was priceless. We decided not to return and see our main Customs Bond officer as Anne had said goodbye to him the night before and expressed our gratitude for his help and her happiness to see him with our bikes out of the warehouse, but mainly because it might give him a horrid fright wondering whether anything had gone wrong.

They stood there and watched for 2.5 hours into the night until we left

They stood there and watched for 2.5 hours into the night until we left

Anne starting the exciting of reassembling Streak outside Delhi customs

Anne starting the exciting of reassembling Streak outside Delhi customs

Storm is reassembled and ready to drive out of Delhi customs at long last!

Storm is reassembled and ready to drive out of Delhi customs at long last!

As that fades behind us, we packed the bikes for the first time in almost two weeks, an extra tyre, (we kept my old rear tyre as a spare given the difficulties in obtaining this size in India) has joined the items to be loaded, onto the top of my top box – we will have to see how that works.

Today, there are three of us now as we are riding with Kristján for the next few days before he heads into Nepal. Kristján is probably the only person from Iceland on a motorbike, a BMW F800 GS Adventure, here for many years. I like to introduce him as being from a large island off the Scottish Coast which probably does not help the locals with geography. We are off, plunging into the morning Delhi traffic, with all its noise and activity, horns constantly blaring out as trucks, busses, cars, tuk tuks and motorbikes weave their way along the roads interspersed with pedestrians leisurely making their way from one side of the road to the other, seemingly oblivious to the traffic around them.

An hour later, we reach the start of the “Super Highway” as it is called, a toll road that runs from Delhi to the outskirts of Agra and provides a fast way to cover some kilometres and make us feel we are progressing here. Our first stop and we run into a coach tour of Aussies! Great to hear some voices from home. Anne notices the sticker on the coaches, ‘Captains Choice’. This is the premium way to travel with your own private QANTAS aeroplane. QANTAS is the Australian national airline for those that do not know. Over breakfast at the weekends in Australia we would see the advertisements for these exclusive holidays, no queuing at airports, flight changes in the middle of the night. You fly directly between all the destinations on tour, stay in luxury hotels but well out of our price range. Anne had always said that the only way she ever wanted to visit India was in a luxury air-conditioned coach and our recent experiences has reminded us of that!!….

Our route takes us past Agra and onto the National Highway No. 2 which runs from Delhi to Calcutta – I know the old name but that’s what the spell checker came up with and I need to move on with this post. We are heading for Varanasi, which according to the Icelandic Embassy, where Kristján goes for free drinks and snacks, or to avoid our company, is well worth a visit.

As in all countries for us, lunch locations are determined by the number of trucks parked and again this does not disappoint. We have tasty samosas washed down with whatever fizzy drink is cold and available. The almost continuous sound of truck horns as they pass the food places reminds me of an orchestra tuning up, abeit with little skill. Why do they wait till this point to make so much noise, it does not aid the digestion as far as I can tell.

We always seem to attract a crowd when we stop, most just stand and stare and continue to do so for the entire time we are there, which can become wearing after a time and reminds us of the only other place this happened to us, Rwanda in 1983. We have also had to be careful where we stop, as, while we may pull off onto the side of the road, all those people and vehicles that pull over block the slow lane as they just look at our bikes. When we try to leave we sometimes need to negotiate a pathway out that requires other vehicles to move first. There does always seem to be a helpful organiser, who shouts instructions to those near our bikes, repeats our food order and is generally busy looking for a tip, which we provide when we stop to eat.

Yet another silent crowd gathers, bemused, around us

Yet another silent crowd gathers, bemused, around us

The tea house observers all followed us back to our bikes

The tea house observers all followed us back to our bikes

Another road side stop, another throng - this time it was so huge the highway patrol stopped to check all was ok

Another road side stop, another throng – this time it was so huge the highway patrol stopped to check all was ok

Samosa stop for lunch with Kristjan, our riding companion for 2 days

Samosa stop for lunch with Kristjan, our riding companion for 2 days

After our samosas, this young Indian wanted me to take another photo of him, with Kristjan

After our samosas, this young Indian wanted me to take another photo of him, with Kristjan


We have started to learn Hindi words for the types of food we eat, for example omelette in Hindi is omelette and chips are you guessed it, chips. When we had heard people talking sometimes were were not sure if they were talking Hindi or English. It has become apparent to us now that in many cases the foreign word is used directly in Hindi and many people who are Hindi only speakers would know the word but be unaware of its origins, very simple approach to taking new words into a language.

It also seems that our presence on the road acts at times like a magnet for those who wish to ride or drive alongside very close, and then observe us with scant regard for the oncoming or any other traffic for that matter But you say, you are on a dual lane divided highway, how does oncoming traffic affect you? Well here people just swap directions at will, busses, trucks, everything. Even we have got to the point where we just did a u-turn and went back the wrong way, carefully I hasten to add, and that’s after three days riding in India.

2 lane highway but trucks drive on any side

2 lane highway but trucks drive on any side


There appears to be no regard for any rules and while we have not seen any accidents, from time to time, the results are visible at the side of the road. We are thinking we should move onto smaller roads and avoid the cities as far as possible, but we do not know how this will impact travelling time.

One of the challenges we are finding is that we seem, in my mind, to be travelling either too fast or too slow. Too fast to stop for every interesting photo opportunity, I would have loved to have spent time in one of the number of small, probably family run brickworks, however the pace we can safely, if you can use that word in the traffic here, maintain on the main highways and the concentration involved sees us travelling only 250 or so kilometres a day. This means we need to keep moving to reach our destination some 2500 kilometres away in the next two weeks. We will comment separately on riding conditions under a separate post.

Some of the many brick factories we rode past on our first day put of Delhi, too keen to finally get some miles under our tyres to stop

Some of the many brick factories we rode past on our first day put of Delhi, too keen to finally get some miles under our tyres to stop


Our progress varies as this main artery of road transportation in India goes through every town and village with only the major cities bypassed. In many cases a raised earth filled concrete section is being built for the four lanes through the middle of villages, cutting them in two. We passed dozens of such places in three days. It must feel like a looking at a Berlin Wall with a single tunnel to allow access between sides. No aesthetic considerations here for these villages that grew up on the roadside providing services to passing travellers. How have their businesses faired?
Great Indian trucks and great Indian roads - best not to linger beside these trucks for too long

Great Indian trucks and great Indian roads – best not to linger beside these trucks for too long


Between towns we pass fields of rice and other crops that are being harvested, we are lucky enough to find some people at work, manually cutting and threshing the crops as must have been done for thousands of years. They were kind enough to be allow us to photograph and video their work.

Rice field on our way to Allahabad

Rice field on our way to Allahabad

Threshing rice in India

Threshing rice in India


We have also seen our first tiger, though sadly dead in the road, the morning after discussing the idea of going to a tiger reserve. It did remind us of the potential dangers of camping. In one region, they have just shot a pair of leopards that were eating from time to time, over the last couple of years, drunk men who had fallen asleep on the way home. Could this act as a deterrent for drunks on a Friday night at the local pub?

Anne and I have been discussing with Kristján how we are struggling to have a positive attitude towards India and maybe the long pointless and expensive delay in Customs coupled with the initial rip offs had coloured our views. We decided to put that behind us when we set off on the road to Assam. Now three days into the ride and some 700km down the road, little has happen to change our views. While I, Anthony, have the benefit of mid anti depressants that I have taken for a number of years subsequent to my quadruple bypass, Anne has no such barrier to the impacts of Indian interaction with us. While we can usually find someone who speaks some English, we find apart from staring at us, we are not making the connections that we previously were able in places where no English was spoken, such as in the ‘Stans’.

The riding is the most wearing for reasons mentioned previously but even in most high priced hotels we find that we seem to have to ask for everything three times. We are not sure if people do nothing to avoid making a mistake, or require a senior person to undertake the task with them We struggle understand how India can successfully place a rocket in Mars orbit, yet appear to have the majority of people act as they do. I start to see why China prospered and took advantage of the global opportunities in the last 30 years and India appeared to coast along. Education and now a new Prime Minister Modi who is talking positively about future changes and setting deadlines may be the answer. People speak of him in glowing terms and we can but hope that positive outcomes will prevail for India and it’s people.

Anyone with recent knowledge of or experience in India please enlighten us on what we are missing or not understanding.

– Anthony

So many ride carrying their helmets, but here the companion is carying one under each arm!

So many ride carrying their helmets, but here the companion is carying one under each arm!

The boys need a nap

The boys need a nap

A little tea house we stopped at for tea and breakfast

A little tea house we stopped at for tea and breakfast

The tea house 'fixer' who organised our breakfast

The tea house ‘fixer’ who organised our breakfast

A most stunningly handsome 80 year old with the most beautiful hands, eyes and skin at the little shack we stopped at for tea

A most stunningly handsome 80 year old with the most beautiful hands, eyes and skin at the little shack we stopped at for tea

Usual Indian traffic

Usual Indian traffic

Road side ironing on our way to Allahabad

Road side ironing on our way to Allahabad

Delhi customs day 3 of 4 – confidence is high!!

Another day of much, much waiting and lots and lots more paperwork and money exchange but confidence is high that tomorrow will be “Delhi customs day 4 of 4”!!! We should get customs clearance by noon then we’ll have to rebuild the bikes. And we should be able to head out of Delhi the day after tomorrow. Singing “Happy” several times throughtout the day was fun and most helpful in keeping our sanity and good humour.

Sorry, but no post on Agra yet as we are pretty drained for some reason… 🙂

– Anne

Delhi customs day 2 of …?

I have had so many title ideas for this post, this is the kindest as I had first thought of:

Delhi – get me out of here!!!!!!!
Nothing endearing about India (Anthony reminded me ‘… so far’, which he is right about, I hope…)
Aaarrrggghhh!!!!!
…..

This is how we felt after a fruitless day of customs, corruption and blackmail:

How we felt after a day of Indian corruption

How we felt after a day of Indian corruption

And “Happy” by Pharrell Williams is the song I suggested we should sing tomorrow as we embark on day 3 of Delhi customs clearance, wait some more and no doubt pay some more …

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

Because I am, we all are determined to stay positive in spite of the system here and despite how we feel about it 🙂

Oh, and yes, Agra and Sikri were fantastic – post with photos will follow soon.

– Anne

A funny day – Delhi customs

As I mentioned yesterday, today was dedicated to customs clearance at Delhi airport. What a hilarious morning.

When Kristjan, whom we did our Dubai customs exercise and are crossing Myanmar with next month, didn’t show up at our hotel as planned, we called him 15′ later: he hadn’t received my sms with our hotel address (no wonder as I’d sent it to his UAE mobile number silly me) so decided to make his own way to the airport. So we asked our hotel if they could call a taxi for us: can’t do that, has to be done by a travel agent. We were done with our “travel agent” so we had to find our own way to the airport. As we start walking away, someone from the hotel calls us : he has a taxi for us – at 4 times the rate we paid on the way over from the hotel. Not being ripped off by them again so off we go. Too far for a tuk-tuk and there were no taxis around so the metro it is. Oh what a delight it is for me!!! Pushy little hands and arms everywhere!!! And we have to make 2 metro changes!! But I don’t care too much as I know I am about to leave Delhi, so all’s good. Just need to keep a tight grip of our bags and mobiles in these jammed packed carriages.

We arrive at the airport and need to find our way to the cargo building. Someone points us to the old and slightly mangled purple workers’ bus across the road. We wave to them as they start driving off as we approached. I think they too incredulous that we might want to board but open the doors anyway, and wave us in when we tell them where we want to go. We seem to be driving in the right direction but the driver’s mate calls someone and asks where the cargo place is. Oh ho… That’s not sounding good. And now we seem to be heading out on the freeway… Rats… Then the bus pulls over to the side of the 4 lane road and says ‘there’. There?! This is where we had to walk through!

This way to Delhi airport cargo terminal

This way to Delhi airport cargo terminal

And they were quite right, that path did eventually lead us to a customs gate with a guard and his machine gun. (We haven’t mentioned this before, but there are machine guns everywhere, and often carried or resting in dubious ways.) We need an entry pass so up to a little office we go. The queue suddenly grows behind us as we have given our Australian passports which they are not familiar with. As we leave with our entry pass, a sikh who has just arrived goes straight to the counter, pushing past everybody. A small shouting match erupts, which brings the machine gun toting guard to the office, away from his post. And so we walk straight through the unmanned post into the secure customs area!!

After completing step 1 of a very long process, and with our duly stamped and paid for Delivery Order form, we need to find the next office. This where we meet up with Kristjan. The officer will be there in 5′ he’s been told for the past half hour. When we are told this, Anthony and I both burst out laughing. We just know it won’t be 5′. Eventually, an official arrives and calls us into another office. Carnets. We hand over our carnets. You want some tea? Oh yes, that would be lovely. We wait. Not sure what for, 2 more men are asked to make us tea which never arrived. Then our official calmly tells us we first need to go to the new customs house to sort out the bond. But we have carnets. Yes you need carnets but also bond. Maybe the bond man is the one who stamps the carnet we think. So we set off. It is now hot. And the new customs building is not next door. More like a kilometer away!!…

A lovely Nepalese man at the new building wants our passports for another entry form. He tells us that the bond officer will be back Tuesday so we should come back Tuesday. We don’t want to believe him as today is not a holiday at this facility which claims to operate 24/7. So we go to his office. There is a massive padlock on his door. The guy is definitely not there… So our lovely
Nepalese was right, we have to come back Tuesday, 11am. He won’t be there earlier because it is just after holidays we are told.

So that is it. End of customs clearance for the next 2.5 days!!!!!

A customer kindly gives us a lift to our airport hotel, the 3 of us check in and decide to have lunch together. “We should go and do something during these 2 days we now have to kill”, I suggest, to which Anthony says “why don’t we hire a car and drive to Agra”. Brilliant idea. Kristjan suggests getting a driver. Even better.

So, we leave tomorrow morning at 6am for a trip to Agra with driver and guide and get back Monday afternoon/evening, in time to continue with our customs clearance exercise Tuesday morning. So civilised!!

Next news from us after Agra and Delhi customs clearance attempt # 2!!!

– Anne

Delhi – the good, the bad and the ugly

And so we arrived at Indira Ghandi Airport after a 3 hour flight with budget airline Flydubai. It is 4am and 28 degrees. We only have 2 small bags as hand luggage so are able to leave the airport pretty swiftly. We walk past all the taxi touts, looking ahead, towards the official taxi line, somewhere… ah, over there! One pesky tout doesn’t leave us and we eventually give in. Mistake # 1!!!! We know that now, not then. He walks us over to a waiting car. We give him our hotel address which he passes onto the driver. I look at the driver’s face and as we are about to leave, I ask our tout, through my window, whether our driver knows where we are going. The answer is no!! So our tout gets into the car too, to make sure we get there ok. How kind of him!!

As we get close, we drive through a number of Delhi Police road barriers until we can go no further. We ask around. There is no way through. It’s festival time here from tomorrow and many roads are closed. We call our hotel which we had booked the day before we left Dubai, so just over 24 hours ago. I am told that the hotel is closed because of holiday here. But I only booked yesterday. Well, you’ll get your money back I am told. Great!! Lucky we have a helpful driver. He will take us to a travel agent. But of course, good idea, why not. It is now 5.30am and the travel agent is open for business. Welcome to India!! Where everything is possible and normal…

After some friendly banter, telling us how difficult it is to find accommodation at the moment because of the festival, he miraculously finds a hotel for us. Brilliant! And off we go with our taxi tout and his driver. We arrive at the hotel at 6.30 am, time for 2 and a half hour’s nap before heading off to the bank and Myanmar consulate. The hotel is nothing flashy but it has working air conditioning and looks clean enough. We put our heads down and Anthony falls asleep in a flash. I follow quickly until ….. Ouch!!!!!! Something is biting me! I flick something that feels about an inch, 2.5cms, long. It hurts. It really hurts. We switch the lights on, search for the culprit but he is long gone. It is not long before I have a huge red patch where I have been bitten. Anthony eventually gets back to sleep. Impossible for me. My muscles are cramping with pain. Lucky it bit me above my right breast and not the left or I might have wondered whether the pain was not for a more sinister reason.

Time to get up at 8.45am and get into our booked taxi by 9am. It doesn’t show up so by 9.20 we get into another one… Today is the last day we get a chance to apply for our Myanmar before a 5 day week end!!! We can drop off our application between 10 and 11am only. But before we can lodge our application, we need to get a bank draft for the cost of the visas – cash is not accepted. We have to go to the local bank which opens at 10am only. Get the picture?! So after filling out 2 applications, I join the Myanmar consulate queue, outside a tiny window on the street while Anthony goes to the bank, letting various other applicants in front of me as I keep waiting.

Anthony returns with the bank draft at 9.50am. My turn comes up, the consulate officer, behind the tiny grilled window, whose face I can only see if I bend sideways, tells me to come back in 5 days. I feign shock and ask whether I can get it this afternoon. Why so soon? Because Delhi is too expensive, I don’t want to stay here that long and I want to get to your country. He smiles and says he’ll do what he can and I should return at 4.30 today. I tell him that we are traveling with the Icelandic man who was here before. The red passport. He remembers. We should all come back at 4.30pm.

Time to get back to the “travel agent” via a pharmacy first as the damned bite really hurts then a road-side vendor for some breakfast.

Pharmacy in Delhi

Pharmacy in Delhi


Tourist office open 24 hours a day in Delhi

Tourist office open 24 hours a day in Delhi

We explain my encounter with my night visitor and our wish to check out and find a better hotel. We are offered breakfast – a bowl of lentils and beans, quite nice albeit awfully oily. Eventually, they have found a room for one night only. Fantastic. They are checking rates for us. An hour later, we have had enough. I really have had enough. Why is it taking that long to get a rate if they know they have found a room for one night? Finally, yes, they have found a lovely place for us for 4 nights – we see the pictures of this modern business hotel. Here’s a photo of the street corner 2 buildings away from our hotel.

Lucky properties?!

Lucky properties?!

We shower and rest for a couple of hours before heading back to the Myanmar embassy. It was the fastest visa process ever: we got our visas within 12 hours of arriving in the country and 5 and a half hours after lodging the application. Absolutely fantastic!!!

This hotel is clean enough we think at first sight, the air conditioning works really well but it is not what the pictures showed. It is awfully noisy because of it’s design and construction, (staff bang walls, drop buckets, slam doors, shout, drag furniture across the stone floors), shower leaks all over the bathroom floor, stinky bathroom. But the worst was finding that finding a strip of paper stating that “this toilet has been sanitised for your protection” means nothing – it has merely been placed there, over fresh pee on the toilet seat. When I called reception about it, the guy merely wiped the pee with his fingers…

It is BAD and yes, we have been ripped off badly. Conned in a big way but because I was so unwell after my bite and we just accepted what they offered at the price they quoted having toyed with us for an hour. Mistake # 2. Ripped off? In a big way as we found out we could have booked this hotel online at half the rate but our Indian sims took 24 hours to get activated so we had no internet access… And we paid 4 days in advance. Mistake # 3. After much discussion with our “travel agent”, we got one day back, and a driver for the day to take us to various sites yesterday. Not good enough but more than enough energy spent this and time to move on…

Had a good night’s sleep though, despite the noise and woke up pain free.

The buffet breakfast is the biggest farce – see below:

Buffet breakfast - not quite!

Buffet breakfast – not quite!

Order from the menu, wait 50′ and receive each item wrapped in foil because it has come from somewhere down the street = toast is soggy and cold etc etc. All the dish warmers are empty, juice containers empty etc…

With this really bad taste of having been ripped off so badly, neither of us was too interested in the various tourist sites we were taken to. Even though we were taken from place to place, and we hardly had to walk, we were drained. This place is totally draining. The noise is constant. Everyone hoots constantly. Everyone wants a piece of you. But you are invisible when they want to get somewhere and you get pushed over. The stench on the streets is awful. The poverty is hard to see. People sleeping on the streets in the clothes they are wearing and absolutely nothing else. This is going to be hard for us to witness and ignore… But much harder will be for the country to rise out of this level of poverty – how will they? We think of China and how they managed to raise the standard of so many millions of people so quickly… One has a communist regime that decides how things will be, the other a religion where one has to accept one’s fate… We are so lucky in our society thst we can both chose our politicians (even if we don’t like our options) and our beliefs yet so many of us are unhappy…

I remember being told by someone we met in Africa over 30 years ago that Africa was like India: you either love it or …

I am working hard on my attitude towards this place. I have to, I know, but it is difficult.

Today is Mahatma Ghandi’s birthday and the new Prime Minister of India Narenda Modi launched Clean India Mission in Delhi. It was great to see scores and scores of school kids and other groups working on this mission. They have a massive job and we can only hope that kids involved in the clean up will have an influence on others to reduce littering.

School kids involved in the new Clean India mission

School kids involved in the new Clean India mission

Clean India mission - one of the dozens of coaches

Clean India mission – one of the dozens of coaches

I absolutely love this massive sculpture – what an inspiring man he was!

Statue of Ghandi leading the Dandi march against the new salt tax

Statue of Ghandi leading the Dandi march against the new salt tax

Flower tributes to Mahatma Ghandi on his birthday, found at most roundabouts in Delhi

Flower tributes to Mahatma Ghandi on his birthday, found at most roundabouts in Delhi


The strange Monkey God statue in New Delhi

The strange Monkey God statue in New Delhi


Outside a small temple in New Delhi

Outside a small temple in New Delhi

Tonight was a end of a major festival, Navaratri, celebrating Mother Goddess, culminating with Dussehra, the victory of good over evil. It also marks the end of a 9 day fast. The streets and various venues will be very crowded. You have to be careful we are warned. It’s too good an opportunity to see some live culture so why don’t we go I thought. So we take a tuk-tuk and the driver reminds us several times to be careful of pickpockets.

Wow, the colour, the noise, the happy faces. It was fantastic. But the crowds were huge. And the entry/exit points very few (only 2!!) and very narrow. How are we going to get out of here: we are in an enclosure. I am not good in confined spaces as it is… I managed to stay there for 1 hour and a half then, as more and more people poured in and started pushing to get forward, I just had to get out. That was just in time!! There was suddenly a stampede to get into the enclosure to get closer to the fireworks.

Brilliant vibrant colours

Brilliant vibrant colours


At Ramlila Ground, Delhi

At Ramlila Ground, Delhi

Everything is colourful at Ramlila ground festival, Delhi

Everything is colourful at Ramlila ground festival, Delhi

Early crowds at Ramlila ground, Delhi

Early crowds at Ramlila ground, Delhi

Love the mixture of cultures

Love the mixture of cultures


Floats have been parading down the streets of Old Delhi before arriving into the Ramlila ground, Delhi

Floats have been parading down the streets of Old Delhi before arriving into the Ramlila ground, Delhi

Stunning cows pull the various floats into the ground and then released from the float

Stunning cows pull the various floats into the ground and then released from the float

Fireworks are starting at Ramlila ground, Delhi - time to get out of the enclosure

Fireworks are starting at Ramlila ground, Delhi – time to get out of the enclosure


Tuk-tuk back to our hotel and time to upload photos of a great evening.

Tomorrow, we go to the airport and start the process of clearing customs and being reunited with Streak and Storm. Then we have to reassemble them!!

More when we know where we are off to next because, believe it or not, we have absolutely no idea where we are going to next!!! That is quite a nice feeling actually but one thing is certain, we will not be staying in Delhi a day more than we have to…

– Anne